1 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,151 I wasn't looking forward to this party. 2 00:02:09,182 --> 00:02:11,775 Or to meet Pete Seltzer. 3 00:02:11,806 --> 00:02:13,952 But when you have the my age and yours 4 00:02:13,965 --> 00:02:15,871 friends start worry about you, 5 00:02:15,902 --> 00:02:18,463 blind dates they are a way of life. 6 00:02:33,981 --> 00:02:34,941 Hello Till. 7 00:02:34,974 --> 00:02:36,189 - Hi. - Hi, Tilly. 8 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:39,102 - You see, we take care of you. - Hello, Bert. 9 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:41,085 Oh, thank you, I have a magic comb. 10 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:43,422 Thank you, I have a magic comb. 11 00:02:43,454 --> 00:02:45,821 I'll tell you, join the party for 15 minutes, 12 00:02:45,853 --> 00:02:48,222 then go up the stairs to the my room, I'll be waiting. 13 00:02:48,253 --> 00:02:50,557 Is Bert serious or just trying to be a good host? 14 00:02:50,589 --> 00:02:52,477 Anyway, you you will be disappointed. 15 00:02:52,509 --> 00:02:54,846 - How would a wife know? - Just like that. 16 00:02:57,117 --> 00:02:58,333 Bravo. 17 00:03:02,108 --> 00:03:04,445 There he is. 18 00:03:06,140 --> 00:03:08,892 - Hi, Tilly. - Hello, Trident. 19 00:03:08,924 --> 00:03:10,429 He's rude. 20 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,837 But he has a heart of gold. 21 00:03:15,965 --> 00:03:16,636 Pete Seltzer. 22 00:03:16,668 --> 00:03:18,524 - This is Tillie Shlain. - Hi. 23 00:03:18,556 --> 00:03:20,316 I'll make a big effort to get up. 24 00:03:20,348 --> 00:03:22,812 - No, don't get up. - She's adorable. 25 00:03:22,844 --> 00:03:24,323 But as I need of a recharge or 26 00:03:24,336 --> 00:03:25,757 What can I bring for you, Mrs. Shlain? 27 00:03:25,788 --> 00:03:26,296 Tilly. 28 00:03:26,309 --> 00:03:27,868 What can I bring for you, Tillie? 29 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:29,052 Tillie doesn't drink. 30 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,374 Such a statement noble like this me 31 00:03:30,387 --> 00:03:31,963 I wish you would leave me do it alone. 32 00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:35,676 I'll get more of that. Now sit down and talk. 33 00:03:37,723 --> 00:03:41,020 Since Tillie doesn't want anything, I'll take double, Gert. 34 00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:49,115 Gertrude said a chat, I think we should talk, right? 35 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:50,107 Right. 36 00:03:57,915 --> 00:03:59,675 - Where were you born? - Why? 37 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,762 For no specific reason. 38 00:04:00,795 --> 00:04:05,051 Asking someone where they are from It’s the start of a conversation, right? 39 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:09,051 Right I'm from San Jose. 40 00:04:10,139 --> 00:04:13,146 To be honest with you, this is not a good place. 41 00:04:13,179 --> 00:04:13,851 No. 42 00:04:13,883 --> 00:04:16,539 Next time reply... 43 00:04:17,435 --> 00:04:18,939 "Windanápolis." 44 00:04:18,970 --> 00:04:21,339 - All good. - Pete, drink. 45 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:28,347 By the way, you always keep arms crossed over the chest? 46 00:04:28,378 --> 00:04:29,434 Here's your whiskey. 47 00:04:29,466 --> 00:04:32,794 I got a Coke, drink it, dinner is almost ready. 48 00:04:32,826 --> 00:04:35,962 Things are going well, Gertrude. We are madly in love. 49 00:04:41,945 --> 00:04:43,994 - Gertrude, my dear. - Father, you were able to come. 50 00:04:44,025 --> 00:04:46,522 Oh, damn! 51 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:49,498 There's Gert and the priest her again. 52 00:04:49,529 --> 00:04:51,578 Oh my God, one of those... 53 00:04:55,898 --> 00:04:58,649 I think you almost know everyone. Mr Ford... 54 00:04:58,682 --> 00:05:02,714 I see Ed Ford every day except on Sundays. Sit down, Ed. 55 00:05:02,745 --> 00:05:04,089 And Peter Seltzer? 56 00:05:04,121 --> 00:05:06,745 - Pete, Father Keating. - I don't think we know each other. 57 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:11,015 I didn't know it had been guest, Father Keating. 58 00:05:11,016 --> 00:05:14,105 - I demand equal time for my rabbi. - Come on, Pete, 59 00:05:14,137 --> 00:05:17,433 you have a Jewish grandmother. You are three-quarters Lutheran. 60 00:05:17,464 --> 00:05:20,312 Why do you insist on say you are Jewish? 61 00:05:20,344 --> 00:05:22,328 Because I want to move up in society. 62 00:05:24,184 --> 00:05:26,713 I don't think it's necessary continue the presentations. 63 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:30,361 Father Keating knows how informal we are here. 64 00:05:30,393 --> 00:05:32,984 - The usual, Father? - Thanks. 65 00:05:33,016 --> 00:05:36,088 Gertrude, you don't know what How much I love your parties. 66 00:05:36,121 --> 00:05:39,639 Do you know what I left to come here tonight? Bingo at church. 67 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,881 By the way, Father, it is true what I heard, 68 00:05:41,912 --> 00:05:44,376 that the church lottery Was it "manipulated"? 69 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:47,032 I don't know exactly what you What do you mean by "manipulated"? 70 00:05:47,064 --> 00:05:49,303 I was told that you leave the converts win, is it true? 71 00:05:49,335 --> 00:05:52,951 - Don't pay attention to him. - No, it's not true. 72 00:05:52,983 --> 00:05:56,280 But it's an idea wonderful, thank you. 73 00:06:05,304 --> 00:06:07,032 World, world... 74 00:06:27,063 --> 00:06:28,470 - Is the game over? - No. 75 00:06:28,502 --> 00:06:32,469 But to see Father Keating imitating God in His paradise, 76 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:35,894 and all is well in the world is really really stupid for me. 77 00:06:35,927 --> 00:06:38,486 In fact, I don't think everything It's all right in the world, isn't it? 78 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:40,535 Not lately. 79 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,702 Why do clergy feel obligated to always be optimistic? 80 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:47,414 Don't interrupt me. I'm pretending to love animals. 81 00:06:47,446 --> 00:06:49,717 Don't look sad. 82 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,246 You would look sad too if had just been castrated. 83 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,358 Oh no, why did they do that? 84 00:06:54,390 --> 00:06:56,891 In fact, I think Gertrude wanted to castrate her husband, 85 00:06:56,988 --> 00:06:58,646 but the vet made a mistake. 86 00:06:58,678 --> 00:07:01,686 My children, we need you. 87 00:07:01,717 --> 00:07:05,526 It's charades time. We are embarking on a great adventure. 88 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:09,238 Let's trick Gertrude into let her reveal her age. 89 00:07:09,270 --> 00:07:11,477 Why ambush her? Why do you Just don't ask her? 90 00:07:11,509 --> 00:07:13,589 No one knows Gertrude's age. 91 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:15,573 Not even Bert, her husband. 92 00:07:15,605 --> 00:07:17,556 Does Gertrude say her age? 93 00:07:17,589 --> 00:07:19,732 She doesn't even say her age of your dog. 94 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,933 Here's our plan. 95 00:07:22,965 --> 00:07:27,156 We will sit in silence and Heldon Pritcher will talk about John Kennedy. 96 00:07:27,189 --> 00:07:29,844 "Isn't it wonderful?" "Isn't he a great president?" 97 00:07:29,877 --> 00:07:32,788 And so on... And then you, Tillie... 98 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,125 That's your name, isn't it? 99 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:38,037 you will only do one simple question like 100 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:41,844 "Who was the first president Who did you vote for?" 101 00:07:41,877 --> 00:07:44,212 And many people will respond spontaneously. 102 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,196 - And when it's Gertrude's turn... - It won't work. 103 00:07:46,228 --> 00:07:48,516 This presidential thing was tempted on Gertrude 104 00:07:48,517 --> 00:07:50,804 years ago, under Harry Truman, I think. 105 00:07:50,836 --> 00:07:53,652 You will have to do better than that. 106 00:07:53,684 --> 00:07:54,869 All good. 107 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,492 Do you have any ideas? 108 00:07:57,524 --> 00:08:00,467 I? Gertie's age I don't care. 109 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:02,387 How can we care? 110 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:06,387 What a great liberal. What great progressive. 111 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,278 When it comes to something very important as Gertrude's age, 112 00:08:09,279 --> 00:08:10,708 he wouldn't lift a finger. 113 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:16,205 There are few burdens in life harder to bear 114 00:08:16,206 --> 00:08:17,811 than irritation a good example. 115 00:08:19,859 --> 00:08:23,475 It went really well. "The irritation of a good example." 116 00:08:23,507 --> 00:08:25,537 Even better if he had given himself to 117 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:27,538 work to give credit to Mark Twain. 118 00:08:27,571 --> 00:08:30,836 Do you know Jimmy Twitchell? He is a cultural Robin Hood. 119 00:08:30,867 --> 00:08:33,971 He steals from the witty to give it to the insipid. 120 00:08:34,003 --> 00:08:35,955 It's not that bad. 121 00:08:43,026 --> 00:08:46,579 I'm 33 years old, in case you are wondering. 122 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,562 I was thinking of something close. 123 00:08:56,466 --> 00:09:00,658 Listen to them, they don't seem know about her operation. 124 00:09:00,691 --> 00:09:03,762 I imagine they just They call a spade a spade. 125 00:09:06,897 --> 00:09:09,810 - You have possibilities. - Thanks. 126 00:09:10,610 --> 00:09:14,289 After midnight, the clocks They're an hour late, right? 127 00:09:14,322 --> 00:09:15,570 Yes, that's it. 128 00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:18,258 It's a good idea to come back sometime. 129 00:09:18,289 --> 00:09:20,337 That gives us an hour extra insomnia. 130 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:24,337 Go home, dogs. Let's go? 131 00:09:24,369 --> 00:09:26,737 Oh, I have a car. Thanks anyway. 132 00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:27,857 But not me. 133 00:09:27,889 --> 00:09:30,482 - No what? - I don't have a car. 134 00:09:31,473 --> 00:09:33,297 Do you want me to leave it at home? 135 00:09:33,330 --> 00:09:35,569 No, no, I am taking you home, 136 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:38,513 and I'll take a taxi or a tram. 137 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,496 After all, I am your escort. 138 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,415 Thanks. 139 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:18,384 - You drive very well. - Thanks. 140 00:10:21,264 --> 00:10:24,367 Gertrude said you work to an insurance company? 141 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,128 Secretary. 142 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,640 You must be wondering How can she pay 143 00:10:30,641 --> 00:10:33,167 a car in San Francisco on a secretary's salary? 144 00:10:34,255 --> 00:10:39,855 It's not really a salary, But it's not really a car. 145 00:10:39,887 --> 00:10:41,423 I understand. 146 00:10:42,831 --> 00:10:46,447 - What do you work for, Pete? - Study of motivations. 147 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,583 We send canvassers to find out what people think. 148 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:52,015 - What do you think about? - Products, mainly. 149 00:10:52,047 --> 00:10:55,342 What do they look for in a automatic infector or... 150 00:10:55,374 --> 00:10:58,254 in an aftershave mint, things like that. 151 00:10:58,286 --> 00:11:01,294 Fascinating products. Nothing else? 152 00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:04,674 We just finished a survey for a diet shampoo 153 00:11:04,675 --> 00:11:07,854 and now we are helping to launch a reversible mayonnaise. 154 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:10,446 Charming. 155 00:11:10,478 --> 00:11:11,820 Maybe you can help us. 156 00:11:11,821 --> 00:11:14,158 There's a new colony for men going out. 157 00:11:14,190 --> 00:11:17,357 They are looking for a name. I suggested "armpit". 158 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:24,110 - Did they approve? - No. 159 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,925 And so, if you be imagining, 160 00:11:25,938 --> 00:11:27,470 that's why I I don't have a car. 161 00:11:35,757 --> 00:11:39,533 Amazing, a good place in front of the house. 162 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,853 You will find a taxi a few blocks from here. 163 00:11:47,885 --> 00:11:50,125 - A few blocks? - What's the problem? 164 00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,901 Are you not well? 165 00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:57,484 I woke up this morning to something, and I don't know what it is. 166 00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,181 Headaches, stomach aches. 167 00:11:59,213 --> 00:12:01,261 But I was determined to keep this commitment... 168 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,604 No fever, I can go in. 169 00:12:09,741 --> 00:12:11,340 Why this sigh? 170 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:13,996 The state of the world in general. 171 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,124 What do you think? 172 00:12:50,155 --> 00:12:53,259 I think, uh, you're a beautiful curvy figure. 173 00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:56,299 I wasn't talking about myself, but from the apartment. 174 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,210 He needs a masculine touch. 175 00:13:00,330 --> 00:13:03,146 By the way, for future reference, 176 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:05,707 no woman who thinks who has a good figure 177 00:13:05,738 --> 00:13:07,883 likes to hear that she is curvy. 178 00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:09,866 It's not the same thing. 179 00:13:13,386 --> 00:13:16,331 - What do you want? - What do you have? 180 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:18,122 I think there's whiskey, 181 00:13:18,155 --> 00:13:20,106 or I can make a martini 182 00:13:20,138 --> 00:13:23,786 or tea with cheese and crackers. 183 00:13:23,818 --> 00:13:25,643 Which is the most annoying. 184 00:13:27,722 --> 00:13:30,570 Scotch with water or soda? Tea is very healthy for you. 185 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:31,690 With water. 186 00:13:31,722 --> 00:13:34,218 Great, I don't have soda. 187 00:13:50,506 --> 00:13:54,601 - I like this painting. - I can guess which one. 188 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,737 - Do you know what I would call it? - I'm afraid to ask. 189 00:13:57,768 --> 00:14:01,161 "Overdeveloped girl from an underdeveloped country." 190 00:14:06,089 --> 00:14:07,368 Thanks. 191 00:14:12,105 --> 00:14:14,248 What are you trying? Get drunk on water? 192 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,521 Pour some more of whiskey, please. 193 00:14:16,553 --> 00:14:18,633 I don't have any more whiskey. 194 00:14:20,488 --> 00:14:21,768 Mommy. 195 00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:24,648 No photos of the father. 196 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:28,232 He didn't stay long enough to take a photo. 197 00:14:28,264 --> 00:14:30,376 He disappeared 20 years ago. 198 00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:32,104 And Mom is alive and well, I hope? 199 00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:34,216 She's still looking for daddy. 200 00:14:34,247 --> 00:14:37,576 Said I'd leave him immediately if I could find him. 201 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,384 Do you aim to look like your mother? 202 00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:44,552 - I accept whatever comes. - Good girl. 203 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:47,655 Speaking of breasts, do you want know something about you? 204 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,599 Do not use a brace. Take a chance to the rear bumpers. 205 00:14:50,631 --> 00:14:52,320 I mean, don't you there's so much to it 206 00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:53,991 to go around with him in a slingshot. 207 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,271 Let them breathe. 208 00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:57,383 Same thing with the top floor. 209 00:14:57,415 --> 00:15:00,932 Are you the type that can go without a bra, 210 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,495 without raising your arms like an Indian. 211 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,639 With blouses and even the right dress 212 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,487 leave the goods move a little. 213 00:15:08,519 --> 00:15:10,273 When dad was still around, 214 00:15:10,274 --> 00:15:13,351 Mom said that sometimes she I crossed the street just to avoid him. 215 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:15,067 Or she would fall apart in a closet when 216 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,486 he passed by her in the hallway. 217 00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:18,791 You don't need to go that far. 218 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:23,942 What are my chances of being robbed while taking a taxi? 219 00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:25,606 Strong. 220 00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:28,711 - Can I call one? - No, it would take all night. 221 00:15:29,894 --> 00:15:32,263 Do you want me to take it to the corner? 222 00:15:32,294 --> 00:15:34,758 No thanks, I will try my luck. 223 00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:47,622 Thanks. 224 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,989 Thanks for the water, 225 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,302 and whiskey. 226 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:56,517 You're welcome. 227 00:15:56,550 --> 00:15:58,693 "For your own I, be true." 228 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:01,637 It's a quote from Lawrence Welk. 229 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,917 Did he ask for your number? 230 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:33,125 I'm not sure if I want him to call. 231 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,536 What do you think of a man who tells a girl for the first time: 232 00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:39,461 "Ditch the girdle, forget the bra?" 233 00:16:41,796 --> 00:16:44,868 There is a touch of vulgarity about Pete. 234 00:16:44,899 --> 00:16:47,141 Go a little further far away, call it rude. 235 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:50,430 Well, Pete Seltzer has more redeeming qualities 236 00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:52,519 than any other man I know. 237 00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:54,436 A man should need so many? 238 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:58,602 You know, there was a technique used by a girl 239 00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,739 that I met years ago. 240 00:17:00,772 --> 00:17:04,099 Very interesting. The man didn't call to her, so she called him. 241 00:17:04,131 --> 00:17:06,340 Gertrude, I won't call for Pete Seltzer. 242 00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,515 - Nor any other man. - Let me finish. 243 00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:11,171 She calls this man and tells him: 244 00:17:11,203 --> 00:17:14,403 "After you left last night, I found a gold lighter." 245 00:17:14,435 --> 00:17:15,940 Now, she didn't know such a thing, of course. 246 00:17:15,971 --> 00:17:19,458 "It's a Dunhill. Is it yours by any chance?" 247 00:17:21,155 --> 00:17:23,619 - So what. - Good. 248 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:25,969 Since there was no lighter from the beginning, 249 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,875 he said, "No, it's not mine." 250 00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:29,513 "I wish I could buy one 251 00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,650 Dunhill. Thank you from anyway." 252 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:32,739 Well, what did that accomplish? 253 00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:36,209 First, silly, she established the fact that 254 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,522 I was going out with a Dunhill type man. 255 00:17:39,554 --> 00:17:42,178 Communication has been reopened. 256 00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:44,450 He couldn't just hang up. 257 00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:47,297 So he said before he knew what he was saying, 258 00:17:47,330 --> 00:17:48,706 "What are you going to do on Friday night?" 259 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:49,890 And "and voilà". 260 00:17:56,514 --> 00:17:58,529 - Call Pete. - Don't be foolish. 261 00:17:58,562 --> 00:17:59,554 Just because it worked for you. 262 00:17:59,585 --> 00:18:01,697 Oh, it must be after 2pm. 263 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,617 Yes, he is in his office. 264 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,601 Go call him. Do you know the number? 265 00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:08,930 Search. "Supreme Survey Incorporated.” 266 00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:10,337 Go ahead. 267 00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:12,033 Gertrude. 268 00:18:12,065 --> 00:18:15,489 I'm not that fascinated by Pete Seltzer. 269 00:18:15,521 --> 00:18:16,673 Tillie, 270 00:18:16,706 --> 00:18:18,753 there are telephones in the bathrooms. 271 00:18:27,297 --> 00:18:30,049 I didn't even notice if he smokes or not. 272 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:18,335 What happened, for God's sake? 273 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,191 He will pass tonight. 274 00:19:20,223 --> 00:19:22,143 Well, then it worked. 275 00:19:22,175 --> 00:19:26,015 - Why do you look so angry? - Why do I look so angry? 276 00:19:26,047 --> 00:19:27,679 Because I told him: "After you left, 277 00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:29,439 "I found a lighter Dunhill Gold" 278 00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:30,878 "Is it yours, by any chance?" 279 00:19:30,911 --> 00:19:32,287 And that bastard said: 280 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,335 "Yes, I'll pass today at night to pick him up." 281 00:19:34,367 --> 00:19:35,999 "Thank you very much." 282 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,039 Thank you very much. 283 00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,982 Hello. 284 00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:08,158 May Allah smile upon you. 285 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,846 I tried calling your house, you are not on the list. 286 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,918 I have an unlisted number. I hate myself for this. 287 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:15,419 I wanted to save you the trip. 288 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:17,821 I checked the lighter and there were initials on it. 289 00:20:17,854 --> 00:20:19,933 - And they weren't mine. - Yes, how do you know? 290 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,749 Suddenly I remembered that I don't smoke. 291 00:20:22,781 --> 00:20:24,478 Why didn't you call me? 292 00:20:24,509 --> 00:20:27,166 I never care about girls whose numbers are in the list. 293 00:20:27,197 --> 00:20:29,213 I hate myself for it too. 294 00:20:29,245 --> 00:20:32,412 Also, I thought you might make me a quick dinner. 295 00:20:32,445 --> 00:20:35,614 Oh, I don't think I have the enough for two. 296 00:20:36,957 --> 00:20:38,493 I could give a race to the market. 297 00:20:38,525 --> 00:20:41,085 It's not worth it. Do you like Greek cuisine? 298 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:42,557 Nothing in particular. 299 00:20:42,588 --> 00:20:46,141 Well I know a place that with It certainly won't change your mind. 300 00:20:46,173 --> 00:20:49,468 - We can walk there. - I'll take my coat. 301 00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:08,444 No, actually it could be in anywhere in the city. 302 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,236 Yesterday I was assigned to Palo Alto, 303 00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:12,604 the day before, Berkeley. 304 00:21:12,635 --> 00:21:15,932 We don't want to find the same ones people asking the same questions. 305 00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:19,196 - Where were you today? - In the office, all day. 306 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:20,828 Big conference, new account. 307 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,852 Would you believe in missionaries 308 00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:26,075 testing slogans for fundraising? 309 00:21:26,107 --> 00:21:28,508 Of course, my suggestion was rejected. 310 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,819 I thought it was very good. 311 00:21:29,851 --> 00:21:35,099 - Take a cannibal to lunch. - The opposite would be even better. 312 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:41,275 If you're trying to get over me, You'll have to pay for dinner. 313 00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:44,955 And it's so indifferent how much you said. 314 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:46,971 Why did we have to come here? 315 00:21:47,002 --> 00:21:49,531 See that little man over there? 316 00:21:50,523 --> 00:21:53,947 It's Mr. Drogaris. He owns this. 317 00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:56,794 Did you notice anything strange about him? 318 00:21:56,827 --> 00:22:00,410 But he's obviously wearing elevated shoes. 319 00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,586 - And that? - Exactly. 320 00:22:02,618 --> 00:22:05,978 And give me the opportunity to say to my companions: 321 00:22:06,010 --> 00:22:08,666 Beware of the Greeks who wear heel protectors. 322 00:22:09,402 --> 00:22:11,930 I hope you don't say it to me. 323 00:22:11,962 --> 00:22:13,209 I am not going. 324 00:22:15,897 --> 00:22:18,042 Do you, uh, like Chinese food? 325 00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:23,481 And do you know a place with mediocre Chinese food, 326 00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:27,385 but there is someone there, something that give you a chance 327 00:22:27,417 --> 00:22:29,882 to get out of what you call from "bomoh". 328 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:32,953 Exactly. 329 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:35,225 What day is it today? 330 00:22:35,257 --> 00:22:37,818 - Tuesday - How about Thursday? 331 00:22:37,849 --> 00:22:41,017 - Busy, Thursday. - Friday? 332 00:22:41,817 --> 00:22:43,321 Good Friday. 333 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,841 Mr. Drogaris? 334 00:22:49,050 --> 00:22:51,289 Thanks. 335 00:22:52,953 --> 00:22:56,153 One of the coolest nights disappointing in years. 336 00:22:56,185 --> 00:22:57,977 Something I said? 337 00:22:58,969 --> 00:23:00,793 Something I didn't say? 338 00:23:00,824 --> 00:23:03,192 The only reason to come here is Chang. 339 00:23:03,224 --> 00:23:05,912 He's my favorite waiter all over the world. 340 00:23:05,944 --> 00:23:07,645 Every time he spills a plate of food 341 00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:09,176 or a bowl of soup on top of you, 342 00:23:09,209 --> 00:23:12,472 your look of oriental resignation it is simply unmistakable. 343 00:23:12,504 --> 00:23:15,224 It's a classic. And tonight, exceptionally, 344 00:23:15,256 --> 00:23:17,400 he didn't spill anything. 345 00:23:17,431 --> 00:23:21,016 Chang, you are a disgrace to the "Madame Lee's Hanging Gardens". 346 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,864 One thing intrigues me. 347 00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:27,448 This place is called, it says here, "Little P. King". 348 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:31,352 Why do you call it "Madame Lee's Hanging Gardens"? 349 00:23:31,384 --> 00:23:34,456 Where, for God's sake, Are the hanging gardens? 350 00:23:34,488 --> 00:23:36,983 In Madam Lee, of course. 351 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:44,760 Pay the bill. 352 00:23:46,648 --> 00:23:49,079 I think you can look achieve this in two ways. 353 00:23:49,111 --> 00:23:50,743 I could say, "Do just a week" 354 00:23:50,775 --> 00:23:55,255 or "God, he doesn't called all week." 355 00:23:55,288 --> 00:23:58,870 Now I don't know whether to regret it or not. Sometimes I find him amusing. 356 00:23:58,902 --> 00:24:03,318 But most of the time, I think... Oh, wait, Gert, the doorbell. 357 00:24:07,383 --> 00:24:10,614 - Yes? - Millard Fillmore. 358 00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,885 Gert, he must read or something like that Guess 359 00:24:15,898 --> 00:24:17,686 who just ring the bell? 360 00:24:17,718 --> 00:24:19,254 Right. 361 00:24:19,287 --> 00:24:20,822 No, I'm more surprise than happy. 362 00:24:20,854 --> 00:24:23,638 I'll call you tomorrow morning. Say hello to Bert for me... 363 00:24:23,669 --> 00:24:26,230 - Hi. - Well, come in. 364 00:24:26,262 --> 00:24:28,469 - How are you? - Be. 365 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:33,077 You... were passing by and saw a light? 366 00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:34,617 Your line is busy for an hour. 367 00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:36,387 Oh, I was talking with Gertrude. 368 00:24:36,388 --> 00:24:38,665 I know, I called her. Her line is also busy. 369 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:41,429 - Have you had dinner yet? - Yes. - Good. 370 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,389 What did you have in mind? 371 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:53,461 Cinema and a small burger restaurant 372 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,981 that, late at night, takes on a character of its own. 373 00:24:57,013 --> 00:24:58,901 Would you like a drink first? 374 00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:01,526 Oh, you stocked up on drinks. 375 00:25:01,557 --> 00:25:04,689 Well, I wouldn't exactly call it a bottle of whiskey 376 00:25:04,690 --> 00:25:06,901 and one of stock vodka. 377 00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:10,453 No thanks, I'll take one beer with the burger later. 378 00:25:12,373 --> 00:25:16,053 - Any film in particular? - Anything but a western. 379 00:25:16,084 --> 00:25:18,292 I couldn't agree more. 380 00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:44,052 - Hello, Bing. - Hey, Peter. 381 00:25:57,396 --> 00:25:59,635 - Then? - Then what? 382 00:25:59,667 --> 00:26:03,347 Where is that unique character who takes over late at night? 383 00:26:03,379 --> 00:26:05,811 Look around you, what do you see? 384 00:26:14,899 --> 00:26:17,395 A burger place. What do you see? 385 00:26:17,427 --> 00:26:19,379 Look at all the couples on all tables. 386 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,810 See how they're all packed together. 387 00:26:21,842 --> 00:26:23,623 It's not clear as day 388 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,714 that they all came straight from bed? 389 00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:29,543 It's like this every night 390 00:26:29,544 --> 00:26:33,394 and this is what makes my suggestion to Bing so brilliant. 391 00:26:35,730 --> 00:26:38,161 You won't ask me which one Is this a brilliant suggestion? 392 00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:39,954 You will tell me. 393 00:26:39,985 --> 00:26:44,370 I suggested Bing put a new neon sign, 394 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,578 "After Bang, Bing's." 395 00:26:46,609 --> 00:26:48,274 I'll have the cheeseburger 396 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:50,034 and a sliced tomato. 397 00:27:05,649 --> 00:27:09,136 How about we go to my house get some fresh air? 398 00:27:10,353 --> 00:27:11,697 All good. 399 00:27:25,008 --> 00:27:26,992 And here it is. 400 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,664 I can only repeat what you said about my apartment, 401 00:27:35,696 --> 00:27:37,552 "He needs a masculine touch." 402 00:27:37,584 --> 00:27:39,632 Oh, this? One of your predecessors. 403 00:27:41,296 --> 00:27:43,343 I'll take your coat. 404 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,984 I think I'll improvise a little of antifreeze for us. 405 00:27:48,016 --> 00:27:49,871 Oh, milk for me, please. 406 00:27:49,904 --> 00:27:53,488 - You drank milk on Bing. - I'm an addict. 407 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,655 Did you know that the Indians Have you ever drunk milk? 408 00:27:57,488 --> 00:28:00,239 They also never had cows. 409 00:28:00,272 --> 00:28:02,447 I give you this. 410 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:06,159 The piano is out of tune. 411 00:28:06,191 --> 00:28:08,752 And it will stay that way, thank you. 412 00:28:09,391 --> 00:28:11,087 Health. 413 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:29,326 - What size are you? - 1.67m, 1.70m. Why ? 414 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:32,739 I just read one magazine I don't know where 415 00:28:32,740 --> 00:28:35,727 About a woman who is almost 7 feet tall. 416 00:28:35,758 --> 00:28:36,910 And what about her? 417 00:28:36,943 --> 00:28:39,295 Obviously, she didn't like be 2.13 m tall 418 00:28:39,296 --> 00:28:41,070 and she had an operation. 419 00:28:41,102 --> 00:28:45,950 He had the bones of both legs cut to about 15 cm or more, 420 00:28:45,951 --> 00:28:49,422 which gave it a size approximately normal. 421 00:28:50,158 --> 00:28:52,629 - I'm happy for her. - She was happy, 422 00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:55,054 surgeons too, but they they forgot one thing. 423 00:28:55,086 --> 00:28:58,734 When she stood up, her arms they were hanging down to their knees. 424 00:29:03,726 --> 00:29:06,477 This is a story to tell a girl on her wedding night. 425 00:29:16,141 --> 00:29:17,805 Do you like ragtime? 426 00:29:17,838 --> 00:29:20,301 I'm not sure what it is. 427 00:29:45,292 --> 00:29:46,764 One moment, please. 428 00:29:46,796 --> 00:29:49,100 Get some milk in the fridge if you want. 429 00:30:23,403 --> 00:30:25,067 Tilly. 430 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:29,867 Miss Shlain, please. 431 00:30:55,434 --> 00:30:58,346 Do you want me to turn off the lights? 432 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,505 Will you hand me your dress? 433 00:31:42,376 --> 00:31:45,193 - Allow... - Thank you. 434 00:32:04,296 --> 00:32:06,216 What's the problem? 435 00:32:06,248 --> 00:32:09,064 I'm sorry, but this is terrible of me. 436 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:15,048 I have the impression that I am undressing for an operation. 437 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,344 Well, why don't you Do you look at it this way? 438 00:32:18,376 --> 00:32:23,080 Your silks are falling like flags of surrender. 439 00:32:25,191 --> 00:32:27,399 This is much better. 440 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:39,365 You know, I think you're a very beautiful girl. 441 00:33:39,397 --> 00:33:42,341 - Well, let's go... - No, seriously. 442 00:33:42,373 --> 00:33:45,029 You are more beautiful than me. 443 00:33:46,341 --> 00:33:47,653 For very little. 444 00:33:56,645 --> 00:33:58,939 I made a small bet with myself 445 00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:01,668 that your arms would be crossed over the breasts. 446 00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:04,228 Sorry. 447 00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:06,885 Sorry, that's all What do you have to say? 448 00:34:06,917 --> 00:34:08,228 No. 449 00:34:10,788 --> 00:34:14,820 If some time ago I committed the embarrassment to say 450 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:18,500 that I felt like I was undressing for surgery, 451 00:34:18,532 --> 00:34:22,691 I would now like to add that the surgery was a success. 452 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,475 Thanks. 453 00:34:29,924 --> 00:34:31,716 I'm still hungry. 454 00:34:31,748 --> 00:34:33,988 There's salami and more things in the fridge. 455 00:34:34,019 --> 00:34:35,556 I believe I will... 456 00:34:35,588 --> 00:34:38,883 - What? - Nothing. 457 00:34:38,915 --> 00:34:40,739 It's just... 458 00:34:40,772 --> 00:34:42,979 I was raised on sex manuals 459 00:34:43,011 --> 00:34:46,819 where they say we should stay 460 00:34:46,851 --> 00:34:51,075 with gentle caresses in what they call it afterglow. 461 00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:58,915 I didn't know that the first move it was towards the kitchen. 462 00:35:00,226 --> 00:35:02,499 - Soft cuddles, huh? - Yes. 463 00:35:09,411 --> 00:35:10,658 Very well. 464 00:35:10,690 --> 00:35:12,451 And cherie... 465 00:35:12,482 --> 00:35:14,914 What would you like with your salami? 466 00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:16,834 Beer, tea or milk? 467 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:18,850 - Milk. - All good. 468 00:35:43,041 --> 00:35:46,113 You beat me by 14 pins. 469 00:35:46,146 --> 00:35:49,857 If you are not careful, you will sleep alone tonight. 470 00:36:04,747 --> 00:36:08,079 THE BRAVE ARE LONELY 471 00:36:15,457 --> 00:36:17,600 I said I was saving money 472 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:19,680 - to buy me a car? - No. 473 00:36:19,712 --> 00:36:22,241 So you can pay entries today. 474 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,600 An adult and a child. 475 00:36:46,815 --> 00:36:50,335 Get a new song or a new girl. 476 00:37:29,950 --> 00:37:32,830 - What is that? - Hair clips. 477 00:37:32,861 --> 00:37:35,997 - I don't use it. - Neither do I. 478 00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:40,158 You have a cleaning lady, don't you? 479 00:37:40,190 --> 00:37:41,278 Once a week. 480 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:44,349 Ask her to be careful 481 00:37:44,381 --> 00:37:47,294 and don't drop your staples of hair everywhere. 482 00:37:47,325 --> 00:37:48,958 All good. 483 00:37:50,942 --> 00:37:52,797 - What's her name? - From who? 484 00:37:52,829 --> 00:37:53,981 The cleaning lady. 485 00:37:54,013 --> 00:37:57,149 I would ask a cleaning lady her name? 486 00:37:59,165 --> 00:38:00,477 Right. 487 00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:19,933 I have news for you, sister Tillie. 488 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,748 You changed your mind over scrambled eggs. 489 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,700 No, I was sent upstairs. 490 00:38:24,733 --> 00:38:27,176 I don't need to pass anymore my days on the street 491 00:38:27,177 --> 00:38:28,893 holding strangers sleeve 492 00:38:28,924 --> 00:38:31,069 asking if they think "Shove It" is a good name 493 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,860 for a new sanitary wipe. 494 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,364 - No? - No. 495 00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,668 Now I can spend my days in an air-conditioned office 496 00:38:36,700 --> 00:38:39,099 to collect and organize data collected by others. 497 00:38:39,132 --> 00:38:41,468 In other words, I'm an executive. 498 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:44,700 I think this promotion involves an increase. 499 00:38:44,732 --> 00:38:46,172 And I already spent it. 500 00:38:46,204 --> 00:38:51,357 I have a Buick in mind, or if Too expensive for me, maybe a Chevy. 501 00:38:52,155 --> 00:38:55,419 - When did you think of all this? - Last night. 502 00:38:55,452 --> 00:38:58,588 Why did you wait until now to tell me? 503 00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:01,650 I wanted to make sure that you were sleeping with me 504 00:39:01,651 --> 00:39:03,804 just for me, not for my money. 505 00:39:04,795 --> 00:39:06,907 Oh, I see. 506 00:39:06,939 --> 00:39:09,851 I wonder how much a new convertible would cost me? 507 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:14,907 Depends on what they're going to do allow on my account. 508 00:39:22,907 --> 00:39:24,731 The honeymoon is over. 509 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,779 It's time to get married. 510 00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:42,011 Pete. 511 00:39:42,042 --> 00:39:44,858 It's 2 am and we're already... 512 00:39:44,891 --> 00:39:46,266 Listen to me, my girl. 513 00:39:46,297 --> 00:39:48,954 I'll tell you my theory about sex and marriage. 514 00:39:48,986 --> 00:39:51,386 It's like medicine. 515 00:39:51,419 --> 00:39:53,722 Three times a day for the first week, 516 00:39:53,754 --> 00:39:56,474 so once a day the following week, 517 00:39:56,506 --> 00:39:59,578 so once every three or four days 518 00:39:59,609 --> 00:40:02,489 until complete recovery. 519 00:40:34,104 --> 00:40:36,537 Nine months to the day. 520 00:40:36,569 --> 00:40:38,520 It's so embarrassing. 521 00:40:39,832 --> 00:40:42,456 I, a baby incubator, 522 00:40:42,489 --> 00:40:44,824 I don't understand. 523 00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:47,672 It looks like we've spawned a giant. 524 00:40:47,704 --> 00:40:51,096 Did you speak to the doctor? 525 00:40:51,129 --> 00:40:56,152 It weighs 5.2 kg and measures 53 cm. 526 00:40:57,304 --> 00:41:00,632 If I said once, 527 00:41:00,664 --> 00:41:02,712 I've said it a thousand times 528 00:41:02,744 --> 00:41:05,847 we only take from something that we put into it. 529 00:41:08,888 --> 00:41:12,311 In some isolated encounter 530 00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,287 That faces the avenue 531 00:41:16,631 --> 00:41:19,736 With someone sharing a delicious chat 532 00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:20,951 This and that 533 00:41:20,984 --> 00:41:22,808 And cocktails for two 534 00:41:22,839 --> 00:41:25,847 While we enjoy a cigarette 535 00:41:25,879 --> 00:41:28,791 . 536 00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,711 Two hands will surely meet maliciously below 537 00:41:30,742 --> 00:41:32,439 - Pete. - Yes. 538 00:41:32,471 --> 00:41:35,415 He is only 18 months old, for the love of God. 539 00:41:35,446 --> 00:41:36,631 - So what? - And then... 540 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:38,486 Should he be subjected to these sounds? 541 00:41:38,518 --> 00:41:42,358 My dear, it's never too early to learn to appreciate good music. 542 00:41:43,382 --> 00:41:45,687 He won't like it. 543 00:41:48,886 --> 00:41:50,806 It saw? I told you. 544 00:41:59,382 --> 00:42:01,622 Alright, alright. 545 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:08,918 Pete, Pete. 546 00:42:08,950 --> 00:42:12,085 Let's go. Pete. 547 00:42:12,117 --> 00:42:13,237 Stop! 548 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:40,724 No, Mrs. Seltzer, Mr. Seltzer hasn't returned yet. 549 00:42:40,757 --> 00:42:42,390 He must have left very late. 550 00:42:42,403 --> 00:42:45,108 No, around noon, noon and a quarter. 551 00:42:47,604 --> 00:42:50,036 I'll wait a few minutes. 552 00:43:23,155 --> 00:43:27,604 I'm taking the 3:30 ferry. Could you let Mr. Seltzer know? 553 00:43:27,635 --> 00:43:29,428 - Certainly. - Thanks. 554 00:44:28,274 --> 00:44:29,778 Did you like it, Pete? 555 00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:31,889 As soon as you touch better than me, 556 00:44:31,922 --> 00:44:34,994 and I can hear that this day is not far away, 557 00:44:35,025 --> 00:44:37,522 Pack your bags and go! 558 00:44:38,705 --> 00:44:40,593 Robbie, it's time for your bath. 559 00:44:40,625 --> 00:44:42,961 Not yet, 10 more minutes. 560 00:44:42,993 --> 00:44:46,577 Better ten minutes early than ten minutes late. 561 00:44:46,609 --> 00:44:49,970 Oh, come on, Mom. Pete. 562 00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:54,289 Your mother is the highest court in the land, there is no appeal. 563 00:44:54,321 --> 00:44:55,697 - Raise your fists! - Dad, what are you doing? 564 00:44:55,729 --> 00:44:58,577 Come on, jab, jab, jab. Use the right! 565 00:45:01,904 --> 00:45:04,080 Robbie, I'll be up in a minute. 566 00:45:13,072 --> 00:45:16,816 He's not a pianist, he's not a boxer. What is he? 567 00:45:20,784 --> 00:45:24,111 Any particular reason why Do you want Robbie away? 568 00:45:24,144 --> 00:45:27,920 Yes, this... Quiz from St. Andrew's School. 569 00:45:27,951 --> 00:45:31,759 - What is that? - The religious affiliation of the parents. 570 00:45:31,791 --> 00:45:33,775 I wrote "Congregationalists" for me. 571 00:45:33,807 --> 00:45:36,303 - What to write to you? - Write "Headhunter". 572 00:45:36,336 --> 00:45:38,223 I think this is a religion, don't you? 573 00:45:38,256 --> 00:45:40,911 Come on, Pete, what do I put on? 574 00:45:40,944 --> 00:45:43,087 You are Lutheran and Jewish. 575 00:45:43,119 --> 00:45:45,744 How about "Juterano"? 576 00:45:45,775 --> 00:45:47,760 Won't that confuse them? 577 00:45:47,791 --> 00:45:49,871 I sincerely hope so. 578 00:45:50,895 --> 00:45:53,125 Sorry to have missed you with you today. 579 00:45:53,138 --> 00:45:55,279 You should have called before, I would have known. 580 00:45:55,311 --> 00:45:58,287 Mrs. Templeton said you I was shopping in town, 581 00:45:58,319 --> 00:45:59,233 what do I hope mean that you 582 00:45:59,246 --> 00:46:00,079 haven't done nothing for dinner. 583 00:46:00,111 --> 00:46:02,351 Too late for a babysitter? We can leave. 584 00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:04,430 I left at 3pm. 585 00:46:04,463 --> 00:46:06,767 I saw you come in, or I think I did. 586 00:46:06,799 --> 00:46:09,230 I wasn't sure. 587 00:46:09,263 --> 00:46:12,878 - Damn, why didn't you say anything? - Because I had to go home. 588 00:46:12,911 --> 00:46:15,791 Furthermore, I didn't have sure if it was you. 589 00:46:16,878 --> 00:46:20,207 - Did you like the package? - What? 590 00:46:20,238 --> 00:46:22,286 The girl I was with. Did you take a look at her? 591 00:46:22,319 --> 00:46:25,934 That's what I told you about the other night, right? 592 00:46:25,967 --> 00:46:27,887 Ah, the new girl. 593 00:46:27,918 --> 00:46:29,807 I believe you said something about her. 594 00:46:29,838 --> 00:46:34,126 You put it like researcher or something. 595 00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:36,622 Yes, we interrogate people on the street 596 00:46:36,654 --> 00:46:39,085 now to get your comments about a new product. 597 00:46:39,118 --> 00:46:41,326 A fireproof pickle, I think that's it. 598 00:46:45,485 --> 00:46:48,430 - Too bad you don't drink. - Yes, a shame. 599 00:46:52,045 --> 00:46:53,357 Did you take her to lunch, Pete? 600 00:46:53,389 --> 00:46:56,205 You bet your sweet small package that yes. 601 00:46:56,237 --> 00:46:58,150 And don't think that your spouse 602 00:46:58,151 --> 00:47:00,781 I wouldn't like to go a little adventure. 603 00:47:00,813 --> 00:47:02,765 But you know me. I play small. 604 00:47:02,797 --> 00:47:04,077 Not at first base. 605 00:47:04,108 --> 00:47:06,957 You are not ashamed to have such an idiot husband? 606 00:47:06,988 --> 00:47:08,844 I imagine this affects you, but... 607 00:47:08,877 --> 00:47:11,340 Well then what else happened to you? 608 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:14,925 The walls were perpendicular today? 609 00:47:14,957 --> 00:47:17,069 Oh, I'm fine, 610 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:19,725 except for this premonition of catastrophe. 611 00:47:19,757 --> 00:47:22,748 Don't tell me it's time again 612 00:47:22,749 --> 00:47:25,740 of extrasensory perception in Dixie again. 613 00:47:25,773 --> 00:47:27,083 Let's get away from it all. 614 00:47:27,116 --> 00:47:29,644 There's a new restaurant French in Chinatown. 615 00:47:29,676 --> 00:47:31,883 Mom... 616 00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,484 I'm going. 617 00:47:58,603 --> 00:48:00,491 Mrs. Seltzer? 618 00:48:00,523 --> 00:48:02,635 I'm afraid I have to introduce myself. 619 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:06,250 You don't know me, but you've heard of me. 620 00:48:08,203 --> 00:48:11,146 I'm Lucy Lund. 621 00:48:12,075 --> 00:48:14,059 Yes, I understood. 622 00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:16,363 I'm calling to ask if we can sit 623 00:48:16,395 --> 00:48:19,723 like two civilized people and talk about it all. 624 00:48:47,146 --> 00:48:49,353 You must be Mrs. Seltzer. 625 00:48:49,386 --> 00:48:51,242 I'm afraid so. 626 00:48:56,937 --> 00:48:58,986 Can I have a martini? 627 00:48:59,017 --> 00:49:03,561 You can take whatever you want, including my husband. 628 00:49:03,594 --> 00:49:06,889 Can't be more civilized than that, right? 629 00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:11,657 A martini for my friend, and I want a ginger ale. 630 00:49:17,129 --> 00:49:19,721 My husband... 631 00:49:19,753 --> 00:49:22,121 What the hell do you see in him? 632 00:49:22,152 --> 00:49:26,665 I have to name them all your good qualities? 633 00:49:26,696 --> 00:49:28,393 I would love it if you did that. 634 00:49:29,832 --> 00:49:33,193 For starters, he's fun, charming, 635 00:49:33,224 --> 00:49:37,480 generous, kind, in his own way, and that is... 636 00:49:39,336 --> 00:49:42,184 Well you should know that as well as me, 637 00:49:42,216 --> 00:49:43,688 a "pistol" 638 00:49:44,744 --> 00:49:46,216 A what? 639 00:49:46,248 --> 00:49:47,848 A Don Juan 640 00:49:53,608 --> 00:49:57,575 Do you have an apartment in town, Miss. Lund? 641 00:49:57,607 --> 00:50:01,415 Yes... not far from office, actually. 642 00:50:02,663 --> 00:50:04,519 I don't mean to be cruel, Miss Lund, 643 00:50:04,551 --> 00:50:08,071 but if we all got together to talk about things, 644 00:50:08,104 --> 00:50:10,663 we would have to rent a hall. 645 00:50:10,696 --> 00:50:13,863 I mean you must have half a dozen or more. 646 00:50:13,895 --> 00:50:17,287 At least that I know of. 647 00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,495 Miss Lund? 648 00:50:19,527 --> 00:50:22,822 My contact lens fell into the Martini. 649 00:50:22,854 --> 00:50:25,191 Oh, here. 650 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:26,854 Thank you... 651 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,966 Is everything okay? 652 00:50:52,230 --> 00:50:53,894 Where were we? 653 00:50:53,926 --> 00:50:58,726 Which do you think it is Peter's problem? 654 00:51:00,550 --> 00:51:01,862 Well... 655 00:51:02,981 --> 00:51:06,533 he is not attractive for the opposite sex, 656 00:51:06,566 --> 00:51:10,181 so he has to compensate having many adventures, 657 00:51:10,214 --> 00:51:12,326 or he thinks he needs it. 658 00:51:12,357 --> 00:51:15,333 Men who are Don Juans... 659 00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:17,925 they are like that because they think that they have to be. 660 00:51:17,957 --> 00:51:21,253 They are afraid that deep down they are not, 661 00:51:21,285 --> 00:51:26,020 and, well, they must continue to prove themselves as they are. 662 00:51:27,045 --> 00:51:30,309 Beautifully placed. Thanks. 663 00:51:31,684 --> 00:51:33,796 Would you like another martini? 664 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,397 No thanks. 665 00:51:37,156 --> 00:51:40,837 It's almost time to pick up my son. 666 00:51:40,869 --> 00:51:42,757 Wait... Mrs. Seltzer, 667 00:51:42,789 --> 00:51:45,988 You knew he was like that before marrying her? 668 00:51:47,268 --> 00:51:48,805 Certainly. 669 00:51:48,836 --> 00:51:50,404 So why did you marry him? 670 00:51:50,437 --> 00:51:52,900 And why do you want to stay married? 671 00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:56,293 Because he's a... Don Juan. 672 00:53:06,434 --> 00:53:10,530 - I thought it was you. - I'm shopping. 673 00:53:10,561 --> 00:53:13,410 I bought bottles and vitamin bottles. 674 00:53:13,441 --> 00:53:14,876 I don't believe in vitamins, 675 00:53:14,877 --> 00:53:17,410 but there's a promotion and I I believe in promotions. 676 00:53:19,201 --> 00:53:21,185 - How's Robbie? - Oh, we don't know. 677 00:53:21,217 --> 00:53:23,969 - He's still in bed. - What did Dr. Willett say? 678 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:26,694 Not much, he asked for a lot of tests 679 00:53:26,695 --> 00:53:28,642 and he's waiting for news of the laboratory. 680 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,977 I must say he doesn't looks very sick. 681 00:53:31,008 --> 00:53:33,225 Pete says there's nothing with him 682 00:53:33,226 --> 00:53:35,681 what a good injection of chicken soup of chicken do not cure. 683 00:53:37,281 --> 00:53:39,006 He says his Jewish grandmother was healed 684 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:41,153 of every imaginable disease with chicken soup 685 00:53:41,184 --> 00:53:45,633 until she was arrested for practicing medicine illegally. 686 00:53:45,665 --> 00:53:47,136 Here's my car. 687 00:53:47,169 --> 00:53:48,878 I would ask you about Gertrude, 688 00:53:48,891 --> 00:53:50,657 but I talk to her 4 or 5 times a day. 689 00:53:50,688 --> 00:53:53,258 The last time I I asked was the fence 690 00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:55,521 6 months ago, she was fine. 691 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:11,231 I thought we could talk for a few minutes. 692 00:54:11,264 --> 00:54:14,720 - About what? - Oh, adultery, for starters. 693 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:16,864 Anyone in particular? 694 00:54:16,895 --> 00:54:19,424 Well, yours and mine, I hoped. 695 00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:21,280 When you passed, 696 00:54:21,311 --> 00:54:23,456 I couldn't help but look 697 00:54:23,487 --> 00:54:26,623 what beautiful legs you have. 698 00:54:26,655 --> 00:54:30,239 To the mother of a 9 year old, 699 00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:33,663 that's very flattering, thank you. 700 00:54:35,263 --> 00:54:38,687 But I don't think I am completely ready. 701 00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:42,399 - And when will you be there? - You will have all considerations. 702 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:49,534 You know, if you're going to continue with this proposal, 703 00:54:49,567 --> 00:54:51,454 It will cost you a penny. 704 00:54:53,119 --> 00:54:54,430 Not me. 705 00:55:30,045 --> 00:55:32,318 You got a good look in our garden lately? 706 00:55:32,349 --> 00:55:34,238 We have to do something about Vincent. 707 00:55:34,269 --> 00:55:35,709 Dr. Willett called. 708 00:55:36,733 --> 00:55:38,365 What did he say? Did he receive the results? 709 00:55:38,397 --> 00:55:40,797 - Yes. - What did he say? 710 00:55:40,830 --> 00:55:42,493 He said he would stop by for a drink on the way home, 711 00:55:42,524 --> 00:55:45,085 give us the report. It shouldn't take long. 712 00:55:45,949 --> 00:55:47,261 Well, why? 713 00:55:47,293 --> 00:55:49,148 Why didn't it give you the results by phone? 714 00:55:49,181 --> 00:55:50,589 Why come here to say them? 715 00:55:50,621 --> 00:55:51,869 Come on, Tilly. 716 00:55:51,901 --> 00:55:53,437 If you were married with Irene Willett, 717 00:55:53,469 --> 00:55:56,124 wouldn't you like a drink on the way home? 718 00:55:57,437 --> 00:55:59,197 Pete, I have a feeling very bad. 719 00:55:59,228 --> 00:56:00,605 Oh, stop it. 720 00:56:00,636 --> 00:56:03,197 What were you saying about the... gardener? 721 00:56:04,412 --> 00:56:06,044 Oh, we're going to have to send him away 722 00:56:06,077 --> 00:56:08,892 Send him away? What do you are you talking about? He has 6 children! 723 00:56:08,924 --> 00:56:11,964 Apparently these are the only seeds that he knows how to plant. 724 00:56:11,996 --> 00:56:14,396 I open. 725 00:56:17,788 --> 00:56:19,420 - Hi. - Hey, Peter. 726 00:56:19,452 --> 00:56:21,212 - Tilly. - Hello, doctor. 727 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:24,444 - Can I offer you a drink? - No, no drinking for me. 728 00:56:24,475 --> 00:56:26,460 Thanks, Tilly. 729 00:56:26,491 --> 00:56:28,348 A new painting? 730 00:56:29,948 --> 00:56:31,963 Doctor, what did the lab say? 731 00:56:31,996 --> 00:56:34,523 I'm afraid it's not a very good news. 732 00:56:35,836 --> 00:56:37,756 In fact, it's... 733 00:56:38,587 --> 00:56:39,995 kinda bad. 734 00:56:41,851 --> 00:56:43,579 Kinda bad or very bad? 735 00:56:46,842 --> 00:56:48,411 Too bad, Peter. 736 00:57:12,282 --> 00:57:13,306 Doctor, what... 737 00:57:13,338 --> 00:57:14,362 It's in the bloodstream, 738 00:57:14,394 --> 00:57:16,251 definitely evil. 739 00:57:18,521 --> 00:57:20,122 He is sure? 740 00:57:20,154 --> 00:57:22,265 We check and we checked again. 741 00:57:22,298 --> 00:57:24,538 I can't tell you how sorry I am. 742 00:57:27,098 --> 00:57:30,746 How long... does he have? 743 00:57:30,778 --> 00:57:33,818 I would say about a year, 744 00:57:33,849 --> 00:57:35,609 probably less. 745 00:57:37,306 --> 00:57:39,513 There will be periods of remission. 746 00:57:39,545 --> 00:57:41,849 It can be relatively good. 747 00:57:41,882 --> 00:57:44,217 He can even go to school. 748 00:57:44,249 --> 00:57:47,897 We will do everything we can to make you as comfortable as possible. 749 00:57:49,145 --> 00:57:53,721 And anytime... don't hesitate to call me. 750 00:57:53,753 --> 00:57:56,697 - Anytime, even - Understood. 751 00:59:05,687 --> 00:59:06,839 Shit. 752 00:59:08,855 --> 00:59:12,407 Absurd. This thing It's all a scandal. 753 00:59:12,439 --> 00:59:14,231 Mother! 754 00:59:30,742 --> 00:59:32,598 "Business as usual." 755 00:59:44,726 --> 00:59:47,702 Well, how about dinner, Rob? We planned a veal roast. 756 00:59:47,734 --> 00:59:49,109 What did the doctor say? 757 00:59:50,677 --> 00:59:53,408 He diddr that his blood is homogenized 758 00:59:53,421 --> 00:59:55,477 because of this flu attack. 759 00:59:57,526 --> 01:00:00,457 You need to recover, mainly, 760 01:00:00,470 --> 01:00:02,453 because it is very degraded. 761 01:00:02,485 --> 01:00:08,340 If you want to know, it's called of "post-influenza weakness". 762 01:00:08,373 --> 01:00:11,189 It looks like something Pete invented. 763 01:00:11,220 --> 01:00:14,445 The main thing is that you will be out of bed in a week or so 764 01:00:14,446 --> 01:00:16,565 and we can start to think on that trip. 765 01:00:16,597 --> 01:00:17,781 When will Pete be on vacation? 766 01:00:17,813 --> 01:00:19,701 In a few weeks. 767 01:00:19,733 --> 01:00:23,349 We can arrange everything until you're fine, then the Sierras. 768 01:00:23,381 --> 01:00:26,037 How about that? 769 01:00:30,741 --> 01:00:33,300 Pete should never have tried expand your repertoire. 770 01:00:33,332 --> 01:00:36,724 We were all very happy with "Piano Roll Blues", right? 771 01:00:38,996 --> 01:00:41,630 Young people write such beautiful songs 772 01:00:41,631 --> 01:00:45,204 and your father comes up with "Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight". 773 01:00:48,021 --> 01:00:51,284 Rob, would you like to take guitar lessons? 774 01:00:51,316 --> 01:00:53,812 - All young people... - Maybe later. 775 01:00:53,844 --> 01:00:55,369 But I want to keep the piano, 776 01:00:55,370 --> 01:00:58,259 So I can play in a cathouse just like Pete always wanted. 777 01:01:01,523 --> 01:01:02,931 What is a "cathouse"? (mess) 778 01:01:02,963 --> 01:01:07,245 A place like a salon where you where they stay awake 779 01:01:07,246 --> 01:01:08,851 and lift everyone up 780 01:01:08,883 --> 01:01:12,030 Touching all those jazz instruments 781 01:01:12,031 --> 01:01:15,478 that emit meows like those of a cat, 782 01:01:15,479 --> 01:01:17,362 that's where the name comes from. 783 01:01:17,395 --> 01:01:21,235 But if that's the kind of ambition that his father inspires in his son, 784 01:01:21,267 --> 01:01:24,563 It's obvious who needs it of discipline here. 785 01:01:27,507 --> 01:01:29,458 Peter. 786 01:01:29,491 --> 01:01:34,066 Peter, could you go up to the principal's office, please? 787 01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:02,449 What's the problem? 788 01:02:05,073 --> 01:02:07,902 Our neighbor, Mr. Tucker, is one of those crazy people 789 01:02:07,903 --> 01:02:11,153 Obsessed with the mileage that do with your car. 790 01:02:11,185 --> 01:02:13,585 He meticulously maintains a notebook. 791 01:02:13,617 --> 01:02:16,017 So, twice a week, Robbie and Pete 792 01:02:16,049 --> 01:02:17,873 sneak outside with a can of gasoline 793 01:02:17,905 --> 01:02:19,729 and fill his tank, 794 01:02:19,761 --> 01:02:23,154 and poor Mr. Tucker keep bragging 795 01:02:23,185 --> 01:02:27,825 saying it's going 40, 50, up to 60 miles per gallon. 796 01:02:29,456 --> 01:02:31,313 Pete says he will keep Robbie safe 797 01:02:31,344 --> 01:02:34,001 in a world of nonsense. 798 01:02:34,033 --> 01:02:36,113 There, no harm can come to him. 799 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:40,400 - Isn't it funny? - I don't know, dad. 800 01:02:40,433 --> 01:02:43,184 3 hours, and we didn't catch anything. 801 01:02:43,217 --> 01:02:45,840 That's what I mean. Isn't that fun for the fish? 802 01:02:47,057 --> 01:02:48,944 Hey, wait, I think I caught something. 803 01:02:48,977 --> 01:02:50,129 Calm down... 804 01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:51,408 Calm down, you got it, pull it. 805 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,817 - Wow, look at him. - Roll it up. 806 01:02:52,848 --> 01:02:54,896 You did it. You caught a fish. 807 01:02:54,928 --> 01:02:57,295 Good job! How beautiful! 808 01:02:57,328 --> 01:03:00,880 Look at this fish. 809 01:03:00,912 --> 01:03:01,999 Isn't he beautiful? 810 01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:03,175 Let him go, Pete, let him go. 811 01:03:03,188 --> 01:03:04,879 Let him go? Than are you talking? 812 01:03:04,912 --> 01:03:07,184 We've been waiting for 3 hours! 813 01:03:07,216 --> 01:03:09,136 Please. 814 01:03:09,168 --> 01:03:11,184 - Oh, he's hurt. - Okay, okay. 815 01:03:11,215 --> 01:03:13,008 I'll release him. He's not hurt. 816 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,320 He's bleeding. 817 01:03:14,351 --> 01:03:16,816 He doesn't feel anything, you know, fish don't feel anything. 818 01:03:16,848 --> 01:03:18,895 - He was caught. - Don't squeeze it so hard. 819 01:03:18,928 --> 01:03:20,783 Who is squeezing him? 820 01:03:20,815 --> 01:03:22,576 I'm not squeezing him. 821 01:03:22,607 --> 01:03:25,199 Let's see, I think we already I've seen this fish before. 822 01:03:25,230 --> 01:03:27,663 And here it is. Goodbye. 823 01:03:27,695 --> 01:03:30,959 Just for this, young man, you will having to eat a steak for dinner. 824 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:44,718 Come on, Robbie. 825 01:03:44,751 --> 01:03:46,926 Gently. 826 01:03:46,959 --> 01:03:50,734 Here we go, boy, calm down. 827 01:04:00,430 --> 01:04:03,150 We can put gas in Mr. Tucker's car? 828 01:04:03,182 --> 01:04:05,102 Tomorrow night, Robbie. 829 01:04:06,830 --> 01:04:09,038 I hate fractions. 830 01:04:09,070 --> 01:04:12,014 What is 6 divided by 3/4? 831 01:04:12,045 --> 01:04:14,830 - It's your father's department. - Pete. 832 01:04:16,109 --> 01:04:18,542 - 6 divided by what? - 3/4. 833 01:04:18,573 --> 01:04:19,790 Oh, that's easy. 834 01:04:19,821 --> 01:04:22,222 Lend me your thinking cap. 835 01:04:22,253 --> 01:04:24,014 6 divided by 3/4. 836 01:04:24,046 --> 01:04:27,277 6 times 3, the numerator is 18 837 01:04:27,309 --> 01:04:29,102 divided by 4, the denominator, 838 01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,309 is 4 and 1/2 839 01:04:31,341 --> 01:04:32,909 It doesn't seem right to me. 840 01:04:32,941 --> 01:04:36,205 Thanks for showing some respect for his father. 841 01:04:36,237 --> 01:04:39,405 I'm not sure, but I believe that when dividing fractions, 842 01:04:39,437 --> 01:04:42,317 you invert the denominator and the numerator, 843 01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:46,413 so 6 times 4 equals 24, divided by 3 equals 8. 844 01:04:46,444 --> 01:04:47,629 What do you think of this? 845 01:04:47,660 --> 01:04:49,676 It looks much better, thank you 846 01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:51,918 That's right, stay his mother's side. Everything 847 01:04:51,931 --> 01:04:53,997 what do I do here is to pay the bills. 848 01:04:54,028 --> 01:04:56,941 Just once, I would like to be treated like a human being. 849 01:04:56,972 --> 01:05:00,204 It must be Tucker. 850 01:05:02,092 --> 01:05:04,620 You have to keep a straight face. 851 01:05:04,652 --> 01:05:07,468 - Maybe you'd better go up. - Oh, no, Pete, please. 852 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:09,612 So remain impassive. 853 01:05:09,644 --> 01:05:10,604 - Tucker, how are you? - Hey, Pete. 854 01:05:10,635 --> 01:05:13,611 - How are you? And Mel? - Mellie is fine, thank you. 855 01:05:13,644 --> 01:05:15,531 Hi. I hope I'm not bothering you? 856 01:05:15,564 --> 01:05:17,324 Of course it is, but between anyway. 857 01:05:17,355 --> 01:05:20,172 I thought you would be interested in this week's numbers. 858 01:05:20,203 --> 01:05:22,827 - It's coming back again. - Excellent. 859 01:05:22,860 --> 01:05:25,131 A few weeks ago I was at 22, 24 miles per gallon? 860 01:05:25,163 --> 01:05:26,731 When did we go fishing in the mountains? 861 01:05:26,763 --> 01:05:29,097 Of course, I believed that the 40 or 50 miles I've done 862 01:05:29,098 --> 01:05:30,763 they were just a fluke. 863 01:05:30,795 --> 01:05:33,132 Last week, I had an average of 44. 864 01:05:33,164 --> 01:05:36,427 This week, 47. 865 01:05:36,459 --> 01:05:38,955 Have you ever thought about complaining? 866 01:05:38,988 --> 01:05:41,931 Complain? Why me Should I complain? 867 01:05:41,963 --> 01:05:45,771 Such mileage, obviously, there is something wrong with your car. 868 01:05:53,963 --> 01:05:55,146 He's high. 869 01:05:56,330 --> 01:05:59,306 ...baseball team here at Home for Retired Actors, 870 01:05:59,339 --> 01:06:01,674 and I'm the manager. Now... 871 01:06:01,706 --> 01:06:04,490 You will be the team manager baseball for retired actors? 872 01:06:04,522 --> 01:06:06,314 I would like to join the team retired actors' baseball team. 873 01:06:06,346 --> 01:06:07,658 - Oh, you could. - I would like to know... 874 01:06:07,691 --> 01:06:10,538 the names of the guys and I'll play with the ones I know. 875 01:06:10,571 --> 01:06:12,874 If you meet them on the street or at home, I can say "Hello" to them. 876 01:06:12,906 --> 01:06:14,242 Oh, sure, but you know who give names a lot 877 01:06:14,255 --> 01:06:15,722 peculiar to players baseball today 878 01:06:15,754 --> 01:06:17,002 What funny names? 879 01:06:17,034 --> 01:06:19,849 Let's see, we have "Who's" team in 1st, 880 01:06:19,882 --> 01:06:21,642 "What's" in the 2nd, "I Don't Know's" in the 3rd. 881 01:06:21,673 --> 01:06:23,242 That's what I want know, the guys' names. 882 01:06:23,274 --> 01:06:24,521 That's what I want know, the guys' names. 883 01:06:24,553 --> 01:06:25,930 I told you, "Who is" in the 1st, 884 01:06:25,962 --> 01:06:27,274 "What" in the 2nd, "I don't know" in the 3rd. 885 01:06:27,305 --> 01:06:29,513 Abbott, you will be the manager from the baseball team? 886 01:06:29,545 --> 01:06:31,177 - Do you know the guys' names? - I should. 887 01:06:31,210 --> 01:06:33,130 I said "Who is" in the 1st, "What" in the 2nd, 888 01:06:33,161 --> 01:06:35,497 "I don't know" in the 3rd... 889 01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:39,881 What a way to spend an afternoon Sunny Saturday? 890 01:06:39,913 --> 01:06:41,290 It's a history lesson, mom. 891 01:06:41,321 --> 01:06:43,699 I want your son to know What was the comedy like? 892 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:45,513 25 or 30 years ago. The real comedy. 893 01:06:45,545 --> 01:06:46,601 Abbott and Costello? 894 01:06:46,632 --> 01:06:48,010 The Abbotts and Costello. 895 01:06:48,041 --> 01:06:50,185 The number "Who's first?" it is literature. 896 01:06:50,217 --> 01:06:52,009 It is at the level of Songs of Solomon, 897 01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:53,225 Shakespeare's sonnets, 898 01:06:53,256 --> 01:06:54,857 and speeches by Spiro Agnew. 899 01:06:57,673 --> 01:06:58,824 Who is this? 900 01:06:58,857 --> 01:07:00,072 Look over there. 901 01:07:00,105 --> 01:07:02,056 Pete, it's Mr. Tucker. 902 01:07:02,088 --> 01:07:04,040 Have you ever seen such an expression presumptuous in your life? 903 01:07:04,072 --> 01:07:07,848 Listen, you two, stop torture poor Mr. Tucker. 904 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,312 I agree. It's time to reverse the procedure. 905 01:07:10,344 --> 01:07:12,712 Instead of pouring gasoline, let's start taking it out. 906 01:07:12,743 --> 01:07:15,176 Instead of doing 40 or 50 miles per gallon, 907 01:07:15,208 --> 01:07:17,064 he will be lucky if he scores between 8 and 10. 908 01:07:17,096 --> 01:07:20,072 Oh, Pete, he's going crazy. 909 01:07:20,104 --> 01:07:21,992 I think that's the point. 910 01:07:22,024 --> 01:07:25,096 I will not allow this. Mr. Tucker is our neighbor. 911 01:07:25,127 --> 01:07:26,951 - A kind, decent... - I don't understand you. 912 01:07:26,984 --> 01:07:28,935 You... you attack Abbott and Costello 913 01:07:28,967 --> 01:07:30,664 and defends Mr. Tucker. 914 01:07:30,695 --> 01:07:33,352 What's wrong with your mother? 915 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,368 Men... 916 01:08:30,726 --> 01:08:33,702 - What time is it? - 2 hours or more. 917 01:08:44,837 --> 01:08:47,238 We will have to face it. 918 01:08:47,269 --> 01:08:50,918 Dr. Willett says this remission It can't last much longer. 919 01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:12,420 How can you think of this? 920 01:09:38,980 --> 01:09:42,052 Burn, Rome! Burn. 921 01:09:45,316 --> 01:09:48,484 If in the melancholy shadows below, 922 01:09:48,516 --> 01:09:52,612 the flames of friends and lovers cease to shine. 923 01:09:57,539 --> 01:10:00,387 However, my sacred will last... 924 01:10:01,379 --> 01:10:04,195 Behold, the flame aspires! 925 01:10:26,307 --> 01:10:29,091 When I bought it they guaranteed 30 miles per gallon, 926 01:10:29,122 --> 01:10:31,650 So don't tell me there's nothing wrong with this damn car. 927 01:10:31,683 --> 01:10:34,978 Goes 44 miles per gallon per week, 928 01:10:35,010 --> 01:10:36,610 to 9 miles per gallon next week. 929 01:10:36,642 --> 01:10:37,693 But, Mr. Tucker, I checked. 930 01:10:37,706 --> 01:10:39,330 Don't try to tell me that he has nothing wrong. 931 01:10:39,363 --> 01:10:40,801 There is nothing wrong with the car. 932 01:10:40,814 --> 01:10:42,818 I wrote everything down from the day I bought it. 933 01:10:42,850 --> 01:10:44,513 The thing doesn't leak own gasoline. 934 01:10:44,546 --> 01:10:45,761 - Don't you believe me? - Do you know Pete Seltzer? 935 01:10:45,794 --> 01:10:48,322 When I bought... 936 01:10:50,978 --> 01:10:53,543 I, being a good catcher, will play the guy out at 1st base, 937 01:10:53,543 --> 01:10:55,329 So I catch the ball and go home. 938 01:10:55,361 --> 01:10:57,292 That's the first thing that you said right. 939 01:10:57,305 --> 01:10:58,721 I don't even know what I'm talking. 940 01:10:58,754 --> 01:11:01,730 - What do I have to do? - Throw the ball to first base. 941 01:11:01,761 --> 01:11:04,033 - Yes. - And "who" took it? - Naturally. - Of course. 942 01:11:05,601 --> 01:11:06,945 The guy who plays 1st base. 943 01:11:06,976 --> 01:11:08,609 - Naturally. - I want to throw the guy out. 944 01:11:08,641 --> 01:11:10,209 - No. - So who do I throw the ball to? 945 01:11:10,241 --> 01:11:13,057 - Naturally. - Who do I play for? 946 01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:17,152 You bastard! 947 01:11:18,112 --> 01:11:20,673 You bully. 948 01:11:22,593 --> 01:11:25,057 Butcher! 949 01:11:25,088 --> 01:11:27,904 You son of a bitch butcher! 950 01:11:29,409 --> 01:11:31,233 You, Jesus. 951 01:11:32,576 --> 01:11:36,097 And what about that soft talk? of mercy and compassion? 952 01:11:37,344 --> 01:11:41,056 Let the little children come to me. 953 01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:43,744 Leave behind whose children? 954 01:11:47,103 --> 01:11:48,512 Maria. 955 01:11:50,688 --> 01:11:53,568 Maria, where are you now? 956 01:11:54,879 --> 01:11:57,152 Mother of mercy. 957 01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:00,928 Mother of mercy. 958 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,832 I spit on you! 959 01:12:05,856 --> 01:12:07,712 I spit on you! 960 01:12:08,928 --> 01:12:11,808 I spit on you! 961 01:12:11,839 --> 01:12:16,831 Later, of course, I backed away horrified at the memory of it. 962 01:12:16,862 --> 01:12:20,223 Was I saying these things? 963 01:12:22,367 --> 01:12:24,319 Robbie left us in the middle of winter. 964 01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:43,870 I would like to stay for a while. 965 01:13:37,245 --> 01:13:39,933 What type of ceremony do you Do you think we should do it? 966 01:13:41,916 --> 01:13:43,420 The church thing? 967 01:13:43,452 --> 01:13:46,012 Not the normal thing, but something. 968 01:13:47,932 --> 01:13:50,012 Not for you, not for me... 969 01:13:51,516 --> 01:13:52,860 by Robbie. 970 01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:56,253 Play it safe, you mean. 971 01:13:57,755 --> 01:14:00,861 I don't go to church for at least 20 years. 972 01:14:01,180 --> 01:14:02,459 Me too. 973 01:14:02,492 --> 01:14:05,308 At the request of the parents, Mr. and Mrs. Seltzer, 974 01:14:05,339 --> 01:14:08,732 I will read some lines from the poet Robert Louis Stevenson. 975 01:14:08,764 --> 01:14:12,604 "Purge from all our hearts the hidden grudge." 976 01:14:12,635 --> 01:14:16,283 "Give us courage and joy" 977 01:14:16,316 --> 01:14:17,564 "a serene mind." 978 01:14:17,595 --> 01:14:19,515 "Make us available of our friends." 979 01:14:19,547 --> 01:14:21,755 Make us tolerant with our enemies." 980 01:14:21,787 --> 01:14:25,883 "Bless, if possible, our vain attempts." 981 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,227 "If it can't be..." 982 01:14:27,259 --> 01:14:30,394 For almost six months, we live almost alone. 983 01:14:30,427 --> 01:14:32,251 My solitude pleased me. 984 01:14:32,283 --> 01:14:36,154 But then friends persuaded us for a cocktail. 985 01:14:36,187 --> 01:14:39,323 Pete quickly agreed before that I could say no. 986 01:14:39,355 --> 01:14:40,826 Excuse me. 987 01:14:43,579 --> 01:14:44,858 No, I'll tell you... 988 01:14:44,890 --> 01:14:47,546 I'll tell you why I'm not in the stock market. 989 01:14:47,578 --> 01:14:50,043 A coke for the lady and a whiskey for me. 990 01:14:50,074 --> 01:14:52,731 I just read that the president by Anaconda Copper 991 01:14:52,732 --> 01:14:55,898 heard about Tijuana Brass and I would like a merger. 992 01:14:58,170 --> 01:15:00,922 - No, seriously, I'm serious. - Excuse me, Father. 993 01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:02,491 - Tilly. - Hello, Bert. 994 01:15:02,522 --> 01:15:05,275 - You look wonderful. - Where is Gertrude? 995 01:15:05,306 --> 01:15:09,178 Eesgtá, I visited my mother in Minneapolis or elsewhere. 996 01:15:09,210 --> 01:15:10,681 How's Pete? 997 01:15:10,713 --> 01:15:13,082 He's talking to that redhead. Go ask him. 998 01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:15,577 I don't ask men like they are. 999 01:15:15,609 --> 01:15:18,682 But that redhead is another matter. 1000 01:15:24,537 --> 01:15:26,189 She says she is visiting your mother in Minnesota, 1001 01:15:26,202 --> 01:15:27,865 but she's making a facelift somewhere. 1002 01:15:27,897 --> 01:15:29,370 - Again? - Yes. 1003 01:15:29,401 --> 01:15:32,569 They say she has a hired surgeon. 1004 01:15:32,601 --> 01:15:36,409 I have a new secretary who calls me Pete. 1005 01:15:36,441 --> 01:15:38,554 We had a few lunches together, 1006 01:15:38,555 --> 01:15:40,889 and she started calling me Mr. Seltzer. 1007 01:15:40,921 --> 01:15:44,185 I said, "Hey, you used to call me Pete." 1008 01:15:44,216 --> 01:15:46,873 She replied: "That was before I met you." 1009 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:50,713 She had the biggest... 1010 01:15:50,744 --> 01:15:54,617 Pete, I'd like to go now. 1011 01:15:54,648 --> 01:15:57,145 The invitation said from 5pm to 8pm. 1012 01:15:59,065 --> 01:16:00,568 It's only 9pm. 1013 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:03,288 It is clear. 1014 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:10,064 I think I can still watch the 1015 01:16:10,077 --> 01:16:11,320 second half of that football game. 1016 01:16:11,351 --> 01:16:14,680 - Can you bring me a drink? - All good. 1017 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:32,759 Mississippi 48 or 49... 1018 01:16:54,935 --> 01:16:56,086 Thank you. 1019 01:16:57,302 --> 01:16:58,551 Who's playing? 1020 01:16:58,583 --> 01:17:01,014 Mississippi, State of Mississippi. 1021 01:17:02,166 --> 01:17:03,990 It means you care which one wins? 1022 01:17:04,022 --> 01:17:06,614 I don't call. 1023 01:17:06,646 --> 01:17:08,247 So why are you watching? 1024 01:17:08,278 --> 01:17:11,414 Baby, I just want to stay here waiting for injuries. 1025 01:17:15,509 --> 01:17:18,678 We should have stayed at the party. I was having more laughs there. 1026 01:17:24,149 --> 01:17:29,366 Gertrude has long insisted that I talk to Father Keating. 1027 01:17:29,398 --> 01:17:30,518 About what? 1028 01:17:31,670 --> 01:17:34,262 Do you think he will try proselytize me? 1029 01:17:34,293 --> 01:17:36,182 It wouldn't be surprising. 1030 01:17:36,213 --> 01:17:39,317 Well, would that bother you? 1031 01:17:39,349 --> 01:17:42,773 I mean, suppose the priest Keating be successful? 1032 01:17:43,829 --> 01:17:44,917 Suppose I... 1033 01:17:51,892 --> 01:17:55,253 I believe the expression is "may I embrace Catholicism." 1034 01:17:55,285 --> 01:17:57,493 It's okay, let me hug you by Catholicism. 1035 01:17:57,525 --> 01:18:00,117 Would that bother you a lot? 1036 01:18:00,148 --> 01:18:03,253 Nothing special. But tell me something. 1037 01:18:03,284 --> 01:18:05,173 You were never much congregationalist. 1038 01:18:05,204 --> 01:18:07,380 What makes you think that other thing would be better for you? 1039 01:18:08,725 --> 01:18:10,036 I don't know. 1040 01:18:11,860 --> 01:18:13,364 I don't know. 1041 01:18:14,677 --> 01:18:16,692 But I need something. 1042 01:18:18,548 --> 01:18:20,532 You'll laugh at me, but... 1043 01:18:20,564 --> 01:18:22,228 At 4 or 5 am every morning, 1044 01:18:22,260 --> 01:18:25,524 when I'm lying awake, I keep thinking... 1045 01:18:26,964 --> 01:18:29,844 a 9 year old boy dies... 1046 01:18:29,876 --> 01:18:30,963 unnecessarily, 1047 01:18:30,996 --> 01:18:33,300 for no reason, is it a punishment? 1048 01:18:33,331 --> 01:18:35,797 Are we being punished for something? 1049 01:18:36,500 --> 01:18:38,068 Punished by whom? 1050 01:18:38,484 --> 01:18:40,979 Don't make this so hard for me. You know very well by whom. 1051 01:18:41,011 --> 01:18:44,403 Okay, I know very well by whom, But for what, for God's sake? 1052 01:18:44,436 --> 01:18:46,483 I don't know why, and I'm sure that you don't either. 1053 01:18:46,515 --> 01:18:48,051 And does Father Keating know? 1054 01:18:48,084 --> 01:18:49,908 At least he would be willing to discuss this seriously. 1055 01:18:49,939 --> 01:18:52,403 And me too! Take you, for example. 1056 01:18:52,435 --> 01:18:55,795 You can be considered what calls himself a good person. 1057 01:18:55,827 --> 01:18:57,971 Oh, you're a little rude with redheads at parties. 1058 01:18:58,003 --> 01:18:59,475 - But in general... - Pete. 1059 01:18:59,507 --> 01:19:02,034 Now, I'm not so bad either. 1060 01:19:02,066 --> 01:19:04,627 I admit some flaws, but not that many. 1061 01:19:04,658 --> 01:19:06,770 - Pete, shut up. - And I'm telling you, Tillie, 1062 01:19:06,803 --> 01:19:09,266 that our poor son baby is dead, 1063 01:19:09,299 --> 01:19:12,562 not because of divine punishment or anything else, 1064 01:19:12,594 --> 01:19:14,867 but simply because a damn microbe... 1065 01:19:14,899 --> 01:19:16,242 Do you want me to scream? 1066 01:19:16,274 --> 01:19:18,290 it's up to you to decide. 1067 01:19:20,946 --> 01:19:23,154 Always a little joke. 1068 01:19:23,185 --> 01:19:26,354 Anything to hide your true feelings. 1069 01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:28,849 Let me tell you something about true feelings. 1070 01:19:28,882 --> 01:19:32,370 I did a whole study on true feelings. 1071 01:19:32,402 --> 01:19:35,122 Most of them must be hidden. 1072 01:19:45,361 --> 01:19:47,911 I suppose I should be grateful 1073 01:19:47,912 --> 01:19:50,737 for you have deigned to Discussing this is something. 1074 01:19:51,889 --> 01:19:54,353 Anything disturbs you, you keep it to yourself. 1075 01:19:54,385 --> 01:19:55,890 Total silence. 1076 01:19:56,305 --> 01:19:57,744 If something is bothering me... 1077 01:19:57,777 --> 01:20:00,241 I know, you feel better if can talk about it. 1078 01:20:00,273 --> 01:20:02,321 Well, that makes me feel worse. 1079 01:20:05,777 --> 01:20:09,969 God, how are we married for 11 years? 1080 01:20:10,001 --> 01:20:12,721 Because it's you I'd rather not discuss things 1081 01:20:12,722 --> 01:20:14,865 than with any another woman in the world. 1082 01:20:18,928 --> 01:20:20,368 I'm going to bed. 1083 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,736 You have my best wishes. 1084 01:20:45,519 --> 01:20:49,936 I just saw a rare movie beauty at the end of the program. 1085 01:20:49,967 --> 01:20:52,751 Tarzan was complaining with your monkey friend 1086 01:20:52,784 --> 01:20:54,063 your sex life... 1087 01:20:54,095 --> 01:20:56,720 From Tarzan, not the monkey. 1088 01:20:56,751 --> 01:21:00,495 Which reminds me that we should celebrate a birthday very soon. 1089 01:21:00,527 --> 01:21:02,480 It's been almost a year since you and me... 1090 01:21:02,511 --> 01:21:05,295 - You're drunk. - Possibly. 1091 01:21:06,895 --> 01:21:10,319 I bet you killed conservatively half a bottle. 1092 01:21:10,351 --> 01:21:12,303 How does someone kill conservatively? 1093 01:21:12,334 --> 01:21:14,287 I can understand "kill" madly, angry, 1094 01:21:14,319 --> 01:21:17,455 indiscriminately, mechanically, but conservatively? 1095 01:21:20,782 --> 01:21:22,126 Good evening, Pete. 1096 01:21:29,806 --> 01:21:31,854 I think I'll be home late tomorrow night. 1097 01:21:31,886 --> 01:21:36,525 Urgent reports for some asshole somewhere in Idaho. 1098 01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:39,374 Stay in the city at night all, if you want. 1099 01:21:41,102 --> 01:21:43,118 I don't mind. 1100 01:21:45,134 --> 01:21:47,149 Even if you meet someone. 1101 01:21:48,014 --> 01:21:50,989 You have to live, I know. 1102 01:21:51,021 --> 01:21:52,750 I don't have the right to leave you 1103 01:21:52,763 --> 01:21:54,702 go hungry just because I lost my appetite. 1104 01:21:58,733 --> 01:22:00,301 No comments. 1105 01:22:11,917 --> 01:22:15,433 Pete rented an apartment a room somewhere in the city, 1106 01:22:15,434 --> 01:22:18,733 We can therefore assume legitimately that we separated. 1107 01:22:20,748 --> 01:22:22,740 And I heard that Gertrude convinced you 1108 01:22:22,741 --> 01:22:25,196 to head the raffle committee at the mental health dance. 1109 01:22:25,229 --> 01:22:26,285 Oh, yeah. 1110 01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:28,764 Gertrude tells me that I I'm a bitch, 1111 01:22:28,765 --> 01:22:31,741 but she's still me allowing you to organize 1112 01:22:31,742 --> 01:22:34,194 so that my dear friend, Princess Grace, 1113 01:22:34,195 --> 01:22:37,421 welcome the first winners at the Château de Monaco. 1114 01:22:38,573 --> 01:22:41,628 You can be a bitch, but for the rest of the community, 1115 01:22:41,629 --> 01:22:43,277 you are worth all the husbands in town. 1116 01:22:43,308 --> 01:22:44,460 AND. 1117 01:22:44,492 --> 01:22:48,012 None of them lift a finger to help charities. 1118 01:22:48,044 --> 01:22:52,108 - Have you ever refused a request? - I love the spotlight. 1119 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:55,573 Anyway, I will the police station tomorrow 1120 01:22:55,574 --> 01:22:58,860 with Laura Colton for register the lottery. 1121 01:22:58,891 --> 01:23:01,835 - It's state law, I believe. - Certainly. 1122 01:23:01,867 --> 01:23:05,707 And you don't go with Laura Colton, goes with Gertrude Wilson. 1123 01:23:05,739 --> 01:23:08,496 Because among routine issues, 1124 01:23:08,497 --> 01:23:13,484 the police will ask for your names, addresses and ages. 1125 01:23:15,883 --> 01:23:18,219 Poor, unsuspecting Gertrude. 1126 01:23:18,251 --> 01:23:21,579 After all these years, We're finally going to get her. 1127 01:23:21,611 --> 01:23:24,555 She can sneak in to avoid telling us, 1128 01:23:24,587 --> 01:23:26,922 But for the police, there's no way. 1129 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:30,283 I can't do this, Jimmy. 1130 01:23:30,699 --> 01:23:33,099 I can't do this with my best friend. 1131 01:23:33,131 --> 01:23:35,723 But, darling, what are they for? best friends? 1132 01:23:38,058 --> 01:23:39,307 No. 1133 01:23:40,394 --> 01:23:43,914 I saved my trump card for last. 1134 01:23:43,947 --> 01:23:45,994 Laura Colton has the flu. 1135 01:23:46,026 --> 01:23:48,555 I know that. I passed it on to her. 1136 01:23:50,026 --> 01:23:52,841 - Any news from Pete? - No. 1137 01:23:52,874 --> 01:23:54,698 Of course, he could have connected in my absence. 1138 01:23:54,730 --> 01:23:58,250 I've been going out a lot lately, thanks to you and your lottery. 1139 01:23:58,282 --> 01:24:00,650 Listen, Gert, don't you You have to register with me. 1140 01:24:00,681 --> 01:24:04,138 Oh well we need two committee members, remember? 1141 01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:06,377 I can wait for Laura. She'll be fine tomorrow. 1142 01:24:06,409 --> 01:24:08,266 No, let's get this over with. 1143 01:24:08,969 --> 01:24:12,681 Falando em acabar logo com isso, você já consultou um advogado? 1144 01:24:12,713 --> 01:24:15,593 - About what? - About what? The divorce. 1145 01:24:15,626 --> 01:24:18,218 - What divorce? - Yours and Pete's. 1146 01:24:18,249 --> 01:24:20,393 O que você fez a respeito? Você já viu um advogado? 1147 01:24:20,425 --> 01:24:23,273 Não, não consultei um advogado. I don't even know one. 1148 01:24:23,305 --> 01:24:24,969 Well, I know many. 1149 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:27,273 Não tenho certeza se estou pronta. 1150 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:30,057 Você pode pegá-lo por adultério. I know that. 1151 01:24:30,472 --> 01:24:32,521 If you know, I I also need to know. 1152 01:24:32,649 --> 01:24:36,136 Não, se você quiser, vou testemunhar no julgamento. 1153 01:24:36,169 --> 01:24:37,864 Eu não poderia colocá-la in this situation. 1154 01:24:37,897 --> 01:24:40,489 Oh, listen, my girl, I married you. 1155 01:24:40,521 --> 01:24:43,336 The least I can do is divorce her properly. 1156 01:24:43,369 --> 01:24:46,120 Call this lawyer I know. He's wonderful. 1157 01:24:46,153 --> 01:24:48,937 He handles divorces all your friends, right? 1158 01:24:48,968 --> 01:24:51,495 I do not receive commission, if that's what you mean. 1159 01:24:51,528 --> 01:24:53,415 Here we are.. 1160 01:25:00,488 --> 01:25:02,536 - Organization? - Psychiatric hospital. 1161 01:25:02,568 --> 01:25:03,757 What is the 1st Prize? 1162 01:25:03,770 --> 01:25:06,344 A trip with everything included for Monaco. 1163 01:25:06,376 --> 01:25:11,144 A day with His Highness, Princess Grace. 1164 01:25:11,175 --> 01:25:13,032 Total monetary value? 1165 01:25:15,144 --> 01:25:18,696 Approximate. I just I need to put something. 1166 01:25:18,728 --> 01:25:21,127 About $1,000. 1167 01:25:21,159 --> 01:25:24,071 - Price per ticket? -$20 each. 1168 01:25:24,103 --> 01:25:26,855 We hope to sell 250 tickets. 1169 01:25:26,887 --> 01:25:30,048 Very good. I must ask you to guarantee all this 1170 01:25:30,049 --> 01:25:32,519 with the information necessary personnel. 1171 01:25:32,551 --> 01:25:34,406 - Your name ? - Gertrude Wilson. 1172 01:25:35,366 --> 01:25:36,487 Address? 1173 01:25:36,518 --> 01:25:38,664 210 Chestnut Drive. 1174 01:25:39,079 --> 01:25:40,166 Age? 1175 01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:44,935 Age? 1176 01:26:04,775 --> 01:26:06,118 No rush. 1177 01:26:06,150 --> 01:26:08,678 It's always like this, but there's nothing what we can do about it. 1178 01:26:08,710 --> 01:26:11,558 Do you want to try again enter your age? 1179 01:26:28,165 --> 01:26:31,173 She is dead. I always knew that this would happen. 1180 01:26:33,733 --> 01:26:35,527 Oh, you did it deliberately. 1181 01:26:36,517 --> 01:26:39,429 - You deliberately planned! - I will never forgive you for that. 1182 01:26:39,461 --> 01:26:41,892 - But it's true, you're a bitch. - Who's a bitch? - You! 1183 01:26:41,925 --> 01:26:42,885 Taste it. 1184 01:26:42,916 --> 01:26:45,189 I don't have to prove it, everyone knows. 1185 01:26:45,221 --> 01:26:48,228 It's like two and two were four. You are a slut! 1186 01:27:09,572 --> 01:27:11,140 No wonder her husband left her. 1187 01:27:11,172 --> 01:27:13,508 You have dried up, old witch! 1188 01:27:39,203 --> 01:27:40,291 Stop! 1189 01:27:54,307 --> 01:27:55,235 Stop! 1190 01:28:03,010 --> 01:28:05,378 No no! 1191 01:28:33,153 --> 01:28:35,201 So, Gertrude, age still unknown, 1192 01:28:35,233 --> 01:28:38,497 is in the Bahamas to a well deserved vacation, 1193 01:28:38,529 --> 01:28:41,377 and I'm here in this calling nursing home 1194 01:28:41,409 --> 01:28:43,617 to try to rebuild myself. 1195 01:28:43,649 --> 01:28:46,305 And Pete... 1196 01:28:46,337 --> 01:28:48,353 Who knows where Pete is. 1197 01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:53,793 Between. 1198 01:28:55,201 --> 01:28:57,216 You have a visitor, Mrs. Seltzer. 1199 01:29:00,481 --> 01:29:01,409 Jimmy. 1200 01:29:05,696 --> 01:29:09,600 Oh, they need to throw a pistachio on you at this time of day? 1201 01:29:09,632 --> 01:29:11,680 They can't wait until night? 1202 01:29:15,583 --> 01:29:18,144 You smell better than your flowers. 1203 01:29:18,176 --> 01:29:20,665 My dear, I will take you from here, even if 1204 01:29:20,678 --> 01:29:22,912 that means writing to Washington. 1205 01:29:25,120 --> 01:29:29,312 Can I sit in one of your chairs? 1206 01:29:29,344 --> 01:29:31,328 Which funeral director Did they rent it? 1207 01:29:35,839 --> 01:29:38,616 The last time I was in a room like this, 1208 01:29:38,617 --> 01:29:40,735 I was visiting a old aunt in Chicago. 1209 01:29:40,768 --> 01:29:41,824 She was almost 90 years old. 1210 01:29:41,856 --> 01:29:45,281 The building has already been torn down, but it doesn't matter. 1211 01:29:46,559 --> 01:29:49,535 Well, it's a shame. 1212 01:29:49,567 --> 01:29:52,926 This will give you mental health to a black eye. 1213 01:29:52,959 --> 01:29:55,423 For a long time I had two. 1214 01:29:55,455 --> 01:29:56,639 All for nothing. 1215 01:29:56,670 --> 01:29:59,295 I never managed to find out her age. 1216 01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:01,052 Well, while she's in the Bahamas, 1217 01:30:01,053 --> 01:30:03,263 I spread the news that she is 53 years old. 1218 01:30:03,294 --> 01:30:05,118 May she correct us when she returns. 1219 01:30:06,751 --> 01:30:08,479 But to hell with Gertrude. 1220 01:30:08,703 --> 01:30:10,590 I wanted to talk to you. 1221 01:30:10,815 --> 01:30:13,662 Will you forgive my indiscretion, my dear, 1222 01:30:13,695 --> 01:30:15,455 because I'm worried. 1223 01:30:15,486 --> 01:30:19,167 But your marriage will definitely It's over, isn't it? 1224 01:30:19,198 --> 01:30:22,174 Or...if it ends, pah, 1225 01:30:22,206 --> 01:30:24,254 to put it more elegantly. 1226 01:30:25,278 --> 01:30:26,814 I suppose so. 1227 01:30:27,230 --> 01:30:29,182 Good. 1228 01:30:29,213 --> 01:30:33,149 This is where I will be surprised. 1229 01:30:33,182 --> 01:30:35,550 Why not try it with me? 1230 01:30:35,582 --> 01:30:37,438 You could do worse. 1231 01:30:37,470 --> 01:30:39,358 Besides, you've already done it. 1232 01:30:39,581 --> 01:30:42,334 I never got married. Not for lack of opportunities. 1233 01:30:42,365 --> 01:30:45,502 I've had several offers in my life. 1234 01:30:46,205 --> 01:30:48,381 Some by women. 1235 01:30:48,413 --> 01:30:52,733 I am healthy, solvent and fun. 1236 01:30:52,766 --> 01:30:56,669 I will never hit you. I'm not interested in women. 1237 01:30:56,702 --> 01:30:59,037 And I'll make you elegant. 1238 01:30:59,068 --> 01:31:01,597 I'll dress you from head to toe. 1239 01:31:01,629 --> 01:31:02,621 I'm going to do something with your hair. 1240 01:31:02,653 --> 01:31:08,253 I'm going to give you a makeover, because you have possibilities. 1241 01:31:08,285 --> 01:31:11,260 We will never be bored. We will see all the shows. 1242 01:31:11,293 --> 01:31:13,245 We will travel abroad once a year, 1243 01:31:13,276 --> 01:31:15,356 always eat at least as well as at home, 1244 01:31:15,388 --> 01:31:17,720 armed with my cookbooks that fill a bookshelf, 1245 01:31:17,721 --> 01:31:20,092 and with gastronomic guides, starting with Michelin. 1246 01:31:20,125 --> 01:31:22,844 Pete always calls them "Traveling Bellies". 1247 01:31:22,876 --> 01:31:25,980 Please not while I'm proposing. 1248 01:31:27,099 --> 01:31:30,620 You will find everything what can a woman 1249 01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:33,468 reasonably expect in this world. 1250 01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:37,340 food, shelter, clothing, 1251 01:31:37,371 --> 01:31:40,796 and... a kind of husband. 1252 01:31:41,756 --> 01:31:43,740 Oh, my mother. 1253 01:31:43,772 --> 01:31:46,171 I have a mother somewhere. 1254 01:31:46,203 --> 01:31:48,155 That will sum up my mother for you. 1255 01:31:48,187 --> 01:31:50,748 She voted for Ronald Reagan for President 1256 01:31:50,779 --> 01:31:52,955 because any man who had both legs amputated, 1257 01:31:52,987 --> 01:31:56,251 as is the case with this film that she keeps seeing, 1258 01:31:56,283 --> 01:31:58,523 and which later became governor of California, 1259 01:31:58,555 --> 01:32:00,571 deserves our admiration. 1260 01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:02,491 We go see her once a year. 1261 01:32:02,522 --> 01:32:05,147 And let's call her every Christmas Eve. 1262 01:32:06,715 --> 01:32:09,019 Well, I guess that pretty much wraps it all up. 1263 01:32:10,651 --> 01:32:12,411 It's like it was made. 1264 01:32:12,443 --> 01:32:14,010 No sooner said than done. Goodbye for now 1265 01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:16,442 Now I must go and chatter about us. 1266 01:32:16,475 --> 01:32:17,563 Jimmy. 1267 01:32:20,155 --> 01:32:22,554 We could make this ours secret for now? 1268 01:32:22,586 --> 01:32:26,363 Of course, otherwise what would there be to chatter? 1269 01:32:26,394 --> 01:32:28,250 Don't breathe a word of it. 1270 01:32:28,282 --> 01:32:30,971 An interloper in family is enough. 1271 01:32:56,057 --> 01:32:57,690 Hello, Mrs. Seltzer. 1272 01:32:57,721 --> 01:32:59,482 Hi Pete, how are you? 1273 01:32:59,514 --> 01:33:02,041 What the hell are you doing here at Disneyland? 1274 01:33:02,073 --> 01:33:04,665 I don't even know for sure. 1275 01:33:04,697 --> 01:33:06,425 Are you keeping busy? 1276 01:33:06,457 --> 01:33:07,833 How are things in the city? 1277 01:33:07,865 --> 01:33:10,138 Do you know San Francisco at this time of year. 1278 01:33:10,169 --> 01:33:12,409 It's full of Americans. 1279 01:33:12,441 --> 01:33:15,321 Why didn't you call? 1280 01:33:15,353 --> 01:33:17,721 I saw your room, I noticed who packed the bags. 1281 01:33:17,753 --> 01:33:19,032 Yes, I'm leaving. 1282 01:33:19,065 --> 01:33:22,200 I was just giving one last lap. 1283 01:33:22,233 --> 01:33:23,992 Listen, Tillie, come on have to be strong. 1284 01:33:24,024 --> 01:33:25,977 We will have to face the cold, hard facts. 1285 01:33:26,008 --> 01:33:28,824 This our separation, It's just not working. 1286 01:33:28,857 --> 01:33:30,360 My plumber told me 1287 01:33:30,393 --> 01:33:33,273 to look for women It's running away from women. 1288 01:33:33,304 --> 01:33:37,017 - What does that mean? - How will I know, I'm a plumber? 1289 01:33:37,048 --> 01:33:38,200 Come on, calm down. 1290 01:33:38,232 --> 01:33:40,312 You can't run like that. 1291 01:33:40,344 --> 01:33:41,464 Let's go. Hey boy 1292 01:33:41,495 --> 01:33:44,248 Oh... Sorry. 1293 01:33:44,279 --> 01:33:46,103 Now, that was very rude of you! 1294 01:33:46,136 --> 01:33:47,768 Don't run between people like that! 1295 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:48,691 Who cares! 1296 01:33:49,938 --> 01:33:51,320 Oh, I care! 1297 01:33:51,352 --> 01:33:53,336 You have to be polite! 1298 01:34:05,048 --> 01:34:08,055 You know, this is the first time that you cry for Robbie. 1299 01:34:08,087 --> 01:34:12,983 Not entirely accurate. The first time I cried out loud. 1300 01:34:15,416 --> 01:34:16,727 Oh, my God, Peter. 1301 01:34:17,911 --> 01:34:21,783 When I think of all the things wonderful things that you never told me. 1302 01:34:22,582 --> 01:34:24,759 You should have listened to them anyway. 1303 01:34:25,079 --> 01:34:26,391 AND. 1304 01:34:26,422 --> 01:34:29,974 I think there was a lack in somewhere in me. 1305 01:34:31,671 --> 01:34:35,062 When I think of all the times that I was angry with you... 1306 01:34:36,758 --> 01:34:38,902 and even now, 1307 01:34:38,934 --> 01:34:42,199 I don't think I've ever loved you so much. 1308 01:34:42,231 --> 01:34:45,590 Well, love without irritation It's just lust. 1309 01:34:45,622 --> 01:34:49,142 Although there is nothing wrong with lust. 1310 01:34:50,486 --> 01:34:54,102 I just realized something about you, Pete. 1311 01:34:54,134 --> 01:34:55,795 I tried for years 1312 01:34:55,796 --> 01:34:58,101 put your finger on what was there wrong with you. 1313 01:34:58,134 --> 01:35:00,885 What were your defects? its failures. 1314 01:35:02,517 --> 01:35:05,301 And now I know. 1315 01:35:05,334 --> 01:35:07,477 You are not to blame at all. 1316 01:35:08,629 --> 01:35:10,709 You just have no hope. 1317 01:35:13,653 --> 01:35:17,429 - Did you come by car? - It's in front. 1318 01:35:17,461 --> 01:35:20,053 Your luggage and your coat are already inside. 1319 01:35:22,741 --> 01:35:25,749 - What's so funny? - I was just thinking... 1320 01:35:25,781 --> 01:35:27,733 Thank God I have Pete Seltzer to see me 1321 01:35:27,764 --> 01:35:30,644 through disappointments of a wedding. 1322 01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:34,388 I like your attitude, Mrs. Seltzer.